If you need to light a cigarette you just wait 5 minutes until something explodes

And as a backup plan, real Starfleet officers know how to start a fire using the rocks coming out of the exploding console or falling from the ceiling.

Gotta put Wesley's face on the car dealer, though.

Enterprise D consoles probably all rely on that one Regex library for JavaScript that everything is built on and has a new critical vulnerability discovered every month.

I'm the 24th century, they're still trying to patch the bugs out of that library - meanwhile ensigns are dying every time the shields go below 40%>

Seller - This beauty can survive so many fires!

I always wonder how things like chandeliers in dining rooms would look during these scenes lol

This is the best thing I've seen all day