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I have no idea what this is about
contraband found on 4chan
It's George Lucas and Steven Spielberg violating Indiana Jones.
The movie really was that bad.
The only thing I remember from it was the refrigerator scene because it was so wtf.
“Nuke the fridge” is up there with “Jump the shark”
And those 🐜 That was the only movie I've watched in a movie theater that was so bad that I fell asleep
Thier first mistake was using ridiculous levels of CGI on a film series that had been mostly practical effects until that point.
The 5th Indiana Jones is pretty okay in the first half and imo only starts to break when it references Indi's son to explain why he's not in the movie. From that point on it's a mixed bag.
Still, best practices is to act like there are only 3.
They could have just not had the monkeys. They added nothing to the story and were the most egregiously bad CGI.
Everyone keeps blaming the aliens but I didn’t that they were that bad a fit. But the movie was terrible and at that but where LeBouf started swinging through the trees I was ready to walk out.
The newer one’s not too bad though.
Personally i can't get onboard with aliens when the rest of the series is cemented in the religious supernatural. The two genres are mutually exclusive in my head.
That said I do get that aliens are the pop culture thing in the timeframe where that film was set so the decision makes sense. Execution was just piss poor.
"He he, get em georgie boy!!! Stick em up on the pinball machine!!!"
How did we let George Lucas and Steven Spielberg rape Indiana Jones?
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It's RFK checking a teen boy who has low sperm count if he is circumsized because circumcision causes autism.
Given all the rehashes lately, seems even more relevant now
So this is where chuds got tgeir idea for culture war...
That shit's been going on for way longer than South Park has existed.
Also a reference to deliverance
Its also got one of the series' best jokes with "free hat"
He killed those babies in self defense!