Protect yourselves!
Protect yourselves!
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This is the kind of stuff that made me believe dinosaurs became birds when I was 12. All you have to do is watch a chicken attack something or walk and replace its frame with a raptor as well.
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Wait, its tongue also has teeth? WTF?
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It's not bone teeth like mammals. It's beak teeth, even on the tongue.
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Either way, nightmare fuel.
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Talk to me, goose
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Looks like something from Annihilation:
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It’s like it has a smaller angrier beak inside its beak
That’s some xenomorph shit!
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They also hiss like snakes when they feel threatened. I've done many things in life, but being accepted by a flock of geese in my poultry farming days is way up there on the list of things I'm proud of.
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Evolving back to T-Rex to fuck you up.
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Women: Whatcha thinkin' bout?
Me: ........
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All water fowl are jerks. This simply helps geese in their role.
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Yeah, but you can grab it by the throat and falcon punch it. They're only scary until you realize it's just flapping and pecking and making hella noise, with no real way to make you bleed.
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D,did T-rex have teeth on its toung?
This is pretty common in aquatic animals. It's so stuff can't escape their mouth when they're eating stuff in the water. It's also a filter.
(Leather back Sea turtle for reference)
Geese eat mostly grass though. And seeds. Both on land.
That's what they want you to think.
Are they all hard and pokey or more mushy/soft?