Sen. Mitch McConnell falls in Capitol hallway
Sen. Mitch McConnell falls in Capitol hallway

Sen. Mitch McConnell falls in Capitol hallway

Sen. Mitch McConnell falls in Capitol hallway
Sen. Mitch McConnell falls in Capitol hallway
It's so sad that McConnell isn't going to live to see the America he was so instrumental in creating.
He doesn't care. He got his, fuck everyone else.
You mean the smoking pit where america was
Now the Congress will obsess itself finding out who on the Senate janitorial staff is an Antifa plant
Whichever is brownest
I hear he got back up, so bad news everyone.
Fuck this headline .... tell us when he's freakin dead.
Oh no, is the hallway OK?
As long as he didn’t land on the back of his shell, he should be able to get up. Turtles are pretty close to the ground anyway.
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Come on broken hip! The hero America needs!
Finally some good news from the capital.
You can see him letting go of his assistant, and then he realizes he needs help but his assistant is walking faster, he tries to walk until he can't anymore, and falls. Then as he walks away, he lets go again.
Take note, and when you're older and become disabled, don't be like this guy. Get a cane or a walker, and make your life easier.
Or retire.
That too. I was trying to focus on the disability aspect.
It's just wild to me that having so much money and power, he prefers to fall rather than use support. When I bought my walker, it took like half my monthly income at the time. This guy could buy Professor X's chair and not feel a thing in his wallet.
I can’t wait to piss on this fascist fuck’s grave.
Who cares if he falls? I want to celebrate him being unable to get back up. Write the article when that happens.
Is the hallway floor ok?
Spoiler alert: there was no open pit :(
I have a new numbness to the misfortune of these people. They are so horrible that I've lost any empathy for them.
He fell a long time ago.
Can he just die already? Sick of Moscow Mitch.
We know what he stands for but what does he fall for?
Gravity.
He doesn't fall, Hell keeps pulling him down to where he belongs.
I hope the hallway is alright
...too late...
Lol
Did he break a hip?
If he’s there, who is standing in a portrait frame looking menacingly at people as they walk by?
Was there The Bonk??
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To summarize further: "An old man fell"