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What's the worst spoiler that you've inadvertently given to someone? (Please use spoiler tags.)

When I was in college, my then girlfriend texted me that she was watching Jojo Rabbit. She knew it was one of my favorite movies, and said that she loved it too. She was talking about how Scarlett Johannson's shoes almost have their own personality. So I said, ::: spoiler spoiler


yeah, it's devastating when you notice her shoes on the hanging body. ::: Turns out she had paused the movie to make some dinner, and hadn't seen this part yet. Needless to say, she was PISSED!

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  • There was a class I took in college where we would read a book and discuss it at length. The problem (for me) was that we would read an assigned part, and discuss that part, each week. I, however, read the whole book almost immediately and tried to skim relevant sections prior to class. This caught up to me when we were talking about something, and I mentioned an event that would happen very soon to a main character, but hadn't happened yet. It was an incredibly important event. I really regretted it and the teacher's face was very mixed.

  • I was at a bar and a girl was flirting with dude with a big handlebar mustache. She left to go to the bathroom and the guy said he was gonna ask her if she knows what a mustache ride was. Well she comes back and asks what's going on. I blurt out "he wants to know if you know what a mustache ride is". He was pissed I spoiled his joke.

  • It's probably not as bad as some of the comments I'm reading here, but it was about Demon Salyer. I met my wife's little cousin (she is 12yo) about a month ago, and she was talking about anime (Demon Slayer, in this case) and she asked me who my favorite character was.

    I had finished the manga, so I told her that I didn't have any because none of them really spoke to me and asked her what was her favorite. She said it was Shinobu because it was "her comfort character" (I had no clue what that meant at that moment), and not having thought about the fact that not everyone read the manga, I immediately said that: ::: spoiler spoiler she was cool but it was a shame that she died a gruesome and slow death ::: I realized my fuck up when she started just tearing up, didn't know what to do so I said I was really sorry and left.

  • We were talking about The Wire and a girl at the party said she watched it, I said “it was pretty crazy what happened with Omar, right?”

    Apparently she hadn’t finished watching it yet.

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