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memes @lemmy.world

4mo ago

Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet

I think the use of this meme format already counts as an example

Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

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Hey lemmy, check out this hilarious meme I found!
C:\Users\JeanLuc\Pic\Ard\Memes\Lieutenant_Broccoli_Soyjack.jpg
- Omg that's so cool! Check out this fan website if made for you http://localhost
  
  Where's the "www" before that link?
  
  Why does it look exactly like my website?!
- You big meanie this crashed my app how can you do this to me
  
  Lol, it crashes mine too
  
  The term "app" didn't exist yet, yo!
- He's using Windows, Lemmings! Get the wrong slash heathen!
- Ha!

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
- How to upvote post on lemmy tha ks
- Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
- DOOOOOMMMM!!!
  RANDOOOOOOOOOM!!11
- i luv thu little tacos! I LUV DEM GOOD!!!11

- This gif is still so relaxing.
  
  from the time it took to load stuff back then, yeah it had to be
  
  Nothing like an imminent comet extinction to soothe your nerves

Big tiddies
- How do I delete this?
  
  Have you tried to put it in your trash bin?
  
  PressAlt+F4AndIfItComesBackThenDeleteC:\Windows\System32pleaseDontMindMyWritingMyPunctuationIsNotWorking
- Hey you can't say this on my computer. This is ILLEGAL and infringing on my PRIVATE PROPERTY, by Order 203.c. I FORBID you from using my property for your lewd acts. I demand you CEASE and RESIST or else I'm calling my LAWYER. I'll see you in COURT!
  
  Ohhh you dun GOOF'D now. This is gonna get back-traced to the cyber police!
- Anime*
  
  big anime
- Bitch lasagna
  
  Dank

Hello welcome to my web site
- Needs a permanent work in progress banner imho
  
  dude_swinging_pick-axe.gif

Help why is my password showing up as asterisks?
- Is it? Try typing it to me, maybe it'll show up normal.
  
  hunter2
- @Endmaker @jonathanvmv8f Huh, I see it as 'hunter2'
  
  That's so cool! All we see is ******* even though you see hunter2

A/s/l?
- 19/f/38.0000,-97.0000.
  
  I got that reference!

- First.
- First
- I'm sitting here composing the HTML for that website in my head. Damn I wish it were still that easy. Needs more blink.
  Edit: a/s/l?
- a/s/l?

Welcome to my Web page on angelfire!
- Can you teach me how to do that on my Geocities page?
  
  needs more Webring
- Way to few animated gifs and no visitor counter, come on.
  
  Does your website even exist if you don't have a visitor counter? I also encouraged flaming torches.
- Sign my guestbook!

Thank you sir. I am stealing your meme.
- By the looks of the image, you opened this post on your laptop, opened the camera app of your phone, took a screenshot of the app and took ANOTHER screenshot of the app along with the preview of the previously taken screenshot and finally posted it.
  I guess it's your first day too
- Can you send it to me?? Thanks in advance.
  
  Sure. What is your mailing address?
- The "detecting blurriness" bookmark is very fitting
- The screen is too clean, and the photo is actually focused on the screen.
  I need you to sneeze on the screen a few times and try again.

- This could be done by someone whose day isn't the first on the internet

Is this thread still active?
- Bump
  
  Nice necro, shit tard!
  
  Sage

A/S/L ?
- The Internet: Where the men are men, women are men and children are FBI agents.
- What does that mean? I just got msn
  
  It stands for American/Sign/Language
  
  Age Sex Language/Ethnicity
  
  Location. L stands for location...
- 18/f/cali
- 12/m/usa

Windows XP activation crack
Windows XP activation crack free
Windows XP activation crack download
Windows XP bypass activation
Windows XP activation crack torrent
How to unzip a torrent
How to unzip a torrent free download
- Fckgw-rhqq2-yxrkt-8tg6w-2b7q8
- Free full serial crack warez keygen download
  
  search AOL private room: Zeraw1 Running FateX
  
  free antivirus virus removal CIH

Hello everyone!😂😂

how is babby formed
- Video plz

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Lol n00bs can't triforce.
- undefined
  
  ▲ ▲ ▲
  Wha?
  
  Haha the secret is you gotta...
  ((Malicious instructions leading to wiping out your family's E-machines beige-box if followed go here))
  ...then push enter and a triforce will appear!
- doubles!

Thays dumb
 
 
 
How do i
 
 
 
I am hitting enter but its not

am i pregregerate?
- Where do babby come from?

Who wants to play minecraft my server is at 10.0.0.7
- Hey how did you get my world 😡😡

Howdy!
I'm new here! Looking forward to lurking and chatting!
JackbyDev

how to download music free music
napster
download napster
napster linkin park
how to download faster napster
how to connect to more peers napster

Weeeleeeee-bebldebeep Shhhhhhhhh WawaaaaaaaaaWawaaaaaaaaa
- You have to install Prodigy first.
  
  song name?

I got 2500 hours on my AOL CD, who wants to chat?

- Dear sir, is this the global interweb?
- Lynx! I loved lynx when I had dail up internet.
  
  Lynx v2.9.2 was released May 31, 2024.
  https://lynx.invisible-island.net/release/

Hello fellow web surfers. I am finally joining you on the internet super highway. A/S/L?

What is a/s/l?

I want to throw a lemon-themed birthday party, does anyone know of a good website to get ideas for events and decorations at a lemon-themed party?
- Lemonparty.org

Ignore this, commenting so that I can find this post later
- .
- Tag

http://artscene.textfiles.com/ansi/bbs/.png/helloc4.ans.png

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Can you read this?

Anyone want to cyber?
- A/S/L????
  
  Me: what's that mean?
  Them: age sex and where you're from ;)
  Me: 13/m
  Them: do you have a bush yet?
  Me: A bush? What do you mean?
  Literally my first interaction in a chat room.

Steve bushemi
Steeve booshemi
Steve bushimi
Buskemi are
Steve buskemi age
How old Steven bushemmi

Http://www.neopets.com
- fuck i haven't fed my eyrie in like 14 years 💀
  
  I'm sure it's fine.

Dear hackers,
I want to know how to hack. I will pay you. I am the best hacker.
Thank you, Xx_hackerman_xX
PS: What is hacking?

Porn xxx naughty Asian nurses

... Stupid brother keeps picking up the phone.

How do you post a comment
Hello
Hello?
Is this actually going to post to the site??????
- order corn
- Hey, you keep your dirty government hands off my Medicare, you hear?

🚧🚧🚧*** UNDER CONSTRUCTION*** 🚧🚧🚧

lololololololololooolololooolooolooooo B======D

hunter2
- Why does everyone always type 7 asterisks?

First

internet access
how to access internet
where is internet
help i cannot get internet

first

Hey guys, is anyone playing tonight?
- I'd be down to play right this second, let me boot up my ne xp machine.
  But seriously I want to play this again.
- Hell yes.

How to print GIF?

search bobs an vagene
big bobs
harry vegene
- Hi you didn't spell that right
  You need to search boob's and vagina
  Big boob's
  Spelling is important
- Ah, memories. Vagene. Pregante. Noice. Written English has had a hammering on the internet. We’ll all be spelling like Chaucer in another generation at this rate.
- "Yer a wagene, 'Arry"

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