This post is only for me. If anyone interacts with it that's brigading.

I know I'm posting this on the Internet in an open forum but I don't want anyone else interacting with it. Since I said that, if anyone interacts with this post you're brigading my post. Interacting includes:

Upvoting
Posting
Sharing it outside of the forum
Crossposting it to another community
Viewing my post
Thinking about my post in any capacity

Thanks in advance for not brigading my post. I appreciate it.

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I'm posting this canary comment. If anyone upvotes it I know that you interacted with my post so I'll know this thread was brigaded.
- As a philosophical-zombie paid-shill ruzzian-sino bot, im not actually cognitively engaging with this post. Instead I get all of my thoughts passed to me thru this box i live in and i follow a set of pre-existing instructions to turn it into Chinese Propaganda. Cant blame me, Im just the flesh automaton what posts.
  
  So basically you're the sovereign citizen of posting? I can't argue with that you aren't brigading my post. Thank you

People dogpiling this thread are exactly why everyone hates people, just proving themselves to be so hateable.
- Beehaw warned me about all you mean Hexbears and I should have listened

Hello friend! Have you heard about this thing called communism?
- Is that the thing that's exactly like only the bad parts of liberalism? That's what my school textbook said and since it was approved by the Good and Godly State of Texas I'm sure I must be correct

Boo
- NOOO SCARY HEXBEARS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TRYING TO AVOID

Hexbears brigading this post like

Oh my god Hexbears are brigading my thread mods please help I have proof my canary comment has been upvoted
- Brigading your own post 😔
  
  Oh shit was I the tankie the whole time?

no more half measures walter

Brigadier general reporting for duty

what if I only agreed with your good and valid opinions, surely that couldn't be brigading
- Well then yes of course THAT'S not brigading. Obviously all of the things I listed out only applies to people I don't like. If I like what you're saying that's totally different of course

Too late, I have scooped up your post with Stalin's giant spoon.

Try to stop me liberals.

Mine is not to reason why
Mine is but to post replies
- Oh wow now someone from ee is even brigading my thread. I thought you were better than Hexbears BUT WE SEE THE TRUTH!
  
  :dem:
  
  The other 599 lemmees said they would be right behind me
- Dulce et decorum est pro patria litteras mittere
  
  Nerd detected

Look at all these Hexbear posters brigading your post! I say we should defederate from Hexbear immediately to prevent this from ever happening again.

- This is only brigading if you perceived my post to post this postless post

Hey everyone make sure you don't interact with this post here: https://hexbear.net/post/502637
Do not go through the link there's nothing to see there
- NNOOOOOOO THIS IS STRICTLY NOT ALLLLLOOOWWWEEEDDDD

I appreciate the effort here, but I dunno, it doesn’t feel quite complete if you’re not going to claim the moral high ground while calling everyone a slur.