Use this science wisely.
Use this science wisely.
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The real cheat sheet:
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Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!
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Or she has another girl secret.
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Nah, that motherfucker let out even more secrets. And she told me!
One time I fingered her a bit, but my hands up and head her head to kiss her. Laughing her ass off again!
"You're just checking if it's safe to go down there!"
Her ex was a traitor to all mankind.
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But my hands up and head her head to kiss her.
Wat
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You mean you don't know the classic hands up and head her head to kiss her move?
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"you forgot the R, you halfwit!"
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Previous was from a culture with a caligraphic languange.
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Ok I’m gonna try hiragana and katakana one day…
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Remember though, capital letters. Don't dot the i.
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Jeremy Bearimy?
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...also j
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Lowercase j takes you down to the taint
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Wherefore?
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I've been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It's surprisingly challenging.
I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.
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Nice moves!
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I can't help thinking the Cyrillic alphabet would be better suited, though. BRB, have some research to do.
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