This guy is an ambassador now rule
This guy is an ambassador now rule
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My daughter works at Hooters but she does have great tits.
I probably shouldn’t have fed her so much milk as a child.
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Is this a green text?
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it's just an average SatansMaggotyCumFart comment
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Wha-
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How often do you ask to eat in her section and read your Bible?
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I usually read genesis 19-40.
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Ah, the deleted verse:
Yea Lot gazed upon his daughter's rockin' tits and recalled the bosom of his wife. Lot begged God for forgiveness, but God was all like, "nah man, I'm into it. You should make your daughter dress up like a debutante and dance with you and tell her that it's to promise her chastity to me." Lot was surprised by this response and asked God to repeat himself, but only heard the thunderous roll of heavy breathing and someone slapping a giant wet ham.
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this verse is why muslims don't eat pork, understandably
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