Trump's campaign says it's 'not going to talk about couches'
The Trump campaign finally acknowledged the baseless meme alleging that Sen. JD Vance once had sex with a couch.
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Hmm curious why would Trump campaign hide this info from the voters?? Did Vance really fuck the couches and the internet just guessed right????
i think he's statistically likely to have fucked a couch and is panicked that someone found out somehow
He wrote about it in his own book. With his own words. I'm down with whatever you wanna do man, but you wrote about on a book and then try to hide it? I'm gonna laugh at you
He didn't. Somebody lied and claimed he did. That's where this whole thing started. It has no basis in actual reality.
It's true, it's on pages 179-81
Especially coming from the party of "we want to control every aspect of your private life". They want to judge people's sex life? Well, we're going to make fun of theirs.
Otherwise what happens between a man and his couch would otherwise be none of my business (unless I'm offered to sit on said couch, then I would really like to some warning).