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Memes @lemmy.ml sag @lemm.ee 1y ago

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Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died
- Yep but I am addicted to it
  
  If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.
  
  Better version:
- Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)
  
  I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it'll take a billion years, but I bet it'll get there.
  
  if we never get to expand beyond earth or are exterminated then yes but without any of those limiting factors the percentage would probably stay the same because exponential growth
- Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death
  
  I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier
  
  LMAO yeah I'm keeping it
- Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.
  
  100% of people who don't also die
- it has been shown in the lab that too much dihydrogen monoxide causes suffocation and it is one of the primary requirements of cancer cells to survive
- No wonder Kojima only drinks movies

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