Loblaws credits record profits to “raising prices on things humans need to live”
“That’s how you end up with a 4th quarter profit of $529 million, available to common shareholders,” Weston Jr. emphasized. “People don’t like dying.”
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“People don’t like dying.” Holy shit, if ever a phrase that shows we’re getting fucked cause we need groceries.
It’s satire.
Is it??
The Beaverton is a Canadian satire news site.
It's it really though? Or are they just stating the obvious?
Isn't a sign of good satire that it seems like it's telling the truth?
This one seems more on the nose than usual.
That's like an answer to an interview question.
"So, why are you wanting to work here?"
"Well, I like being able to live, for one,"