Woops

The year is 2032.

Trump fucked around so bad that there is no clear legal basis on who is allowed to be president.

King Maduro is ruling the new American Empire confusingly from an el Salvadorian prison cell.

75% of Americans voted for someone from one of what they consider South Mexicos because he also hates gay people.

Lincoln is replaced by Harambe at the memorial in his chair.