Scientists issue dire warning: Microplastic accumulation in human brains escalating
Scientists issue dire warning: Microplastic accumulation in human brains escalating
Scientists have made a disturbing discovery: human brains contain microplastics, and at higher concentrations than other organs. Worse, brain levels have jumped 50% in just eight years.
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Lmfao
We're totally boned.
How the fuck are micro plastics getting into the brain?
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More importantly, how are we getting them out?
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Haha that's the neat part
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Bloodletting is making a comeback!
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Attach your brain to a 3D printer. Make some use of all that plastic and print your thoughts. /j
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You crazy son of a removed. Im in
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Most plastic melts at between 200°C and 320°C. So... Uh. Let's fire up those ovens, baby.
I suggest we start with Dupont and 3M executives to field test the removal process - since they're cool with testing their products on us.
Additional suggestions encouraged. Coke-Amatil? Tyre manufacturers?
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I don't think that's an option, given that they keep increasing
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There's bacteria that can eat plastics. Lets hope they don't eat brain too.
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Via our blood
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