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so you would of obstructed the law. got it. no more Popeyes for me.
- name a single corporation that hasn't flagrantly broken a law
  
  Frabbenstachbaun and Partners.
  I made them up so they are the only business that haven't broken the law yet.
- Pretty sure not reporting a crime and even not assisting in an investigation doesn't count as obstruction. We aren't required to assist the justice department do their job. Even when asked to do so. A judge has to be used to legally require information out of a person. Obstruction is usually limited to physical intervention that knowingly and intentionally inhibits the duties of a law-person.
  
  Duck Duck Go and Claude concur, fwiw. Except:
  If law enforcement directly questions you about a crime, you must be truthful. Lying to federal investigators is itself a crime under 18 U.S.C. § 1001, and similar state laws often exist for state investigations.
  
  "I don't recall."
  
  Even better
  🤐
  (no lie was spoken)
  
  Eh, that only matters if they can prove it was a lie. "I don't recall" is something everyone can get away with.
- What an absolute chud you must be. What other mass murderers' deaths caused you to not eat different fast foods after?
  
  acutally i don't eat fast food. it was kind of a joke becuase this is one of the dumbest tweets ive ever seen
  
  Tism posting
  
  "This is serious mum"? I mean it kind of fits.
- Psychologist here:
  
  You're stuck on number 4 mate.
  It was legal to force African Americans to give up their seats to whites on the bus, until a lot of highly moral activity that was illegal at the time changed that.
  Jim Crow would likely still be in full force today had it not been for adult levels of moral outrage, with accompanying illegal demonstration, that superceded immoral laws.
  It's a tragic mistake to conflate legality with morality.
- Not calling the police when a customer tells you that another customer is a little suspicious isn't obstruction
- Pick up that can.
  
  half life 2. such a good game!
  
  One whose core message you apparently completely missed.
- Maybe the whole "they sell factory farmed meat" thing should have been the line?
  
  i could care less where my meat comes from.
  
  You probably should considering factory farming is a great way to cause pandemics, so maybe it shouldn't be encouraged?
  
  yes, i too believe in horseshoe theory.
  
  What are you even talking about? What does "horseshoe theory" have to do with biology?
  
  that people on the far left believe the same conspiracy theories as the far right.
  
  Factory farming spreading pathogens is not a conspiracy theory, it's a fact.
  https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2289982/
  Admittedly, all the co-authors of that paper did not do their research on Facebook.
  
  oh cool. guess ill just have to be cautious for any food recalls. Don't know what that has to do with anything though.
  
  Tell me you didn't click the link without telling me you didn't click the link.
  Believe it or not, you can't recall avian influenza.
  
  i am aware of avian influenza and am actively tracking it.
  
  removes your leg
  Dinner is served!
  
  that's cannibalism. if you need to naive, im talking about cow, lamb, pig, poultry
  
  Is it cannibalism if you are eating yourself though? We look into this phenomenon at 10.
  
  The technical term is "autocannibalism".
  Not to be confused with "autocannonballism", which is a method of automatically loading old-timey cannon with a da Vincian mechanism of ropes & pulleys.
  
  Fascinating, Jim. Now let's take a look at how one group of horny citizens is turning this Sears from the place to get their holiday photos, into the place to take all your photos and videos taken~. Live from Christi Marketplace, here's Julie with the latest.

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