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  • My personal victory today at Woolworths.

    Too much?

    • Potat! 🥔

      • Potato potato, potatoes for me!

        • This is gonna be a meal fantastic
          \ Pasta, and a bombastic Salad Potastic
          \ It's a bargain and realistic
          \ Can't cancel potat, they're not problematic
          \ They're charming, hot, sweet, charismatic
          \ Eat potates and you'll feel great, therapeutic
          \ If you hate potates, I am unsympathetic
          \ You're missing out, bad vibes, unromantic
          \ Hate potates, we cannot date, it's pathetic
          \ Give me potats, in men's hats, neurotic
          \ Varied looks but they all smell great, aromatic,
          \ My love for potatoes is galactic, cosmic
          \ Oh oh I'm a culty potato-fanatic
          \ I always believed, never a skeptic
          \ Erratic, measures drastic, complete lunatic
          \ For the taste of orgasmic Salad Potastic!

          • The potato is pretty filling. I’m planning on saving the pasta for lunch tomorrow but I suspect the potato salad itself will be a solid meal in its own right.

            I was going to cook something else with it. Maybe a couple of dim sims?

    • Winner!

    • Are you anywhere near Footscray, Flemington, or Brunswick? Cheaper Buy Miles is beyond amazing

    • Absolute score!

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