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"We have conquered the world for spices."
"Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?"
"Absolutely fucking not."-
East a jar of English mustard and report back.
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I accidentally west the whole jar
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You may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.
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I can't upvote this enough. Thanks for the laugh.
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Oh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.
I'll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.
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Now, if only you used them ...
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Twat.
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Better to be funny than a pissy little Brit.
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How would you know, you’re neither? Go and eat another pop tart.
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You're having a day-long freakout on the "OK Mate Wanker" community with a banner of beans and tagline of "Obviously satire, dozy wankers". Take off the clown shoes, you're bringin shame to the profession.
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Thanks for telling me what I should do!
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