Trump's campaign says it's 'not going to talk about couches'
The Trump campaign finally acknowledged the baseless meme alleging that Sen. JD Vance once had sex with a couch.
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“Dear casting couch,
Thanks for the quick reply.
No, not like that. Just the couch.
Jd.”
"Hi casting couch,
Actually those others worked too. Can I get a mixed selection?"
-J Drizzle"
Which got me the sick idea of "Coucher", an app like Tinder where you can swipe pics of upholstered living room furniture...
I'm not going to look, but I find the idea hilarious.
NSFW ::: spoiler spoiler
:::Holy shit! Ngl, that's the hottest couch I've ever seen.