6mo ago

I will not be taking questions.

So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I'm using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

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- Shrödinger's Roll
  
  It should be on a pivot so it always faces where youre pulling from
  
  Bastards incorporated!
- What in the terrible photoshop I looking at.
  Why is there two gigantic rolls on the ground?
  
  Heavy days?
  
  I've seen these. I know people who have them.
  It's a tp holder with space for extra rolls.
  It's made if wire and it sucks.
- Bad design. Toilet paper not currently in use must be stored outside the bathroom so that it doesn't become damp and musty from the humidity. As opposed to on the wet floor next to the dewy toilet. This is how you get a nasty fungal infection fyi
  
  …Is your bathroom a swamp?
  
  LOL my god, I was gonna say. OP apparently lacks a rudimentary immune system as well. Or, is shoving that tp way, way too deep. And leaving it there.
  My wife got me to install a bidet. Can't remember to try it. Been 8-months, still forget.
  
  You've had a bidet for 8 months and you have yet to experience its wonders?
  
  I've had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.
  
  It is far superior and unmeasurably more efficient.
  Actually you can measure it, by the amount you save on shit tickets.
  
  Eh, different strokes for different butts. I don't see how having a wet/moist ass is more efficient. I have one, and don't use it unless I'm particularly interested.....in extra cleanliness. It's not for everyone.
  
  Yeah, and why take a shower when you can just pat yourself down with paper towel?
  
  Some of you bidet fans sound like you're in a religion with all the proselytizing. You do you, just stop pretending that your way is magically superior.
  
  Nothing magical about it. It's simply, objectively superior.
  
  Cleaning with water is objectively superior then cleaning without, no?
  
  If you step in dog poop, do you just wipe it off or do you wash your foot?
  
  I don't like being wet, so I'd use about as much TP anyways. Maybe more.
  
  He lives in a hut in the rainforest maybe?
  
  If the bathroom and toilet are "dewy" the bad design falls on the house itself.
  
  In hot, humid climates the toilet bowl itself will have condensation that sweats down the outside in my experience. YMMV
  
  Oooh. That makes more sense.
  In less humid/hot locations, this isn't really an issue. The outside of the bowl is cold, but rarely collects condensation.
  The only way for it to get wet and create a problem is when guys have bad aim and don't have the decency to sit down because of their bad aim.
  If you use the TP after that, you get what's coming to you.
  
  If you have humidity problems in your bathroom, get a small electric dehumidifier. They're less than 30 bucks and they'll fix it right up.
  
  Being in the general vicinity of mold won't give you a fungal infection unless you don't wash. I recommend against placing toilet paper directly inside your rectum or vagina, however.
  
  Or anyone else's for that matter.
  
  Username does not check out.
  
  I recommend against placing toilet paper directly inside your rectum or vagina, however.
  I don't understand. How do you use toilet paper?
  
  I'm thinking that the poster means putting it entirely inside, like trying to clean the walls of a glass or pipe or something.
  IDK. I'm just some guy.
  
  In my case, external surfaces and creating a paper mache dong extension.

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