Whoaaaa holy cherrypick! You're seriously using crash stats from when we were in lockdown and presenting it as normal conditions?!
I don't really care if you own Porsche
Ummm yes you do... you said they should be banned for being too fun.
Of the 20 most crashed per 100,000 cars in the UK, Porsche isn't even in the top 20, but they do have 5 cars in the bottom 20.
So your objections are no longer about safety, if it was you'd have changed your mind after finding out some of the facts. This is about something else. You just fundamentally hate people having enjoyment with their cars? Is that it?
The (not peer reviewed) study only seems to compare Porsche and BMW to Hyundai and Skoda, which is another red flag. Why single out those brands in particular? Nobody ever said Skoda or Hyundai were unsafe. What of the dozens of other car manufacturers, are they to be ignored because they don't fit your narrative?
The study itself doesn't even talk about safety or crashes, just things like the likelihood of speeding, which could be correlated with safety, but it's not the same thing - someone going 75mph on a motorway instead of 70mph, for example, isn't being horrendously unsafe, even if, strictly speaking, they are breaking the law.