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case_when @feddit.uk

1y ago

You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?

I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.

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Being able to fall asleep and wake up exactly when I want to without an alarm man.
- You guys have alarm mans? That sounds cool
  
  "Sir? Sir! It is well past time for you to begin your day. Yes, sir, I am well aware work, as you put it 'sucks ass', but never the less, it is time to rise and shine. I will be back tomorrow at the same time."
  
  Before alarm clocks were easily available there used to be 'knocker uppers'. They'd come tap on your window with a long stick to wake you up.
  
  I would like to subscribe to your Historical Trivia newsletter.
  
  That term can mean something very different
  
  It's Serj Tankian from SOAD singing Chop Suey.
- Fully rested.
  
  No no, the title says b-tier superpower
- That'd be an S+ tier power for me.
- This is not B-tier. This is A+tier.

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