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Daily Discussion Thread: Fri 01 Sep 2023

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THE HILLS ARE ALIVEEEEEEEE
- With the sound of mewwwwzziiiikkk
  
  With sardines they have sung for a meowsand years
  
  The hills fill my fart with the sound of mewwwwzzziiikkk
  
  My fart wants to sing every songggg it reeeeks
  
  My fart wants to beat like the splash of a turd.
  
  That flies from the cake to the bees
  
  My fart wants to sing like a crime
  
  That cries at a church on a priest
  
  To laugh like a crook who let's rip
  
  and shart over thrones on its wings
- Oh no. Are they hungry?
  
  THEY HUNGER FOR CUDDLES
  
  ummm. I'll try and feed them I guess.
  
  Much appreciated. You'll save us all.

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