Daily Thread: Friyay 30th of June 2023
Daily Thread: Friyay 30th of June 2023
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Got my coffee brewed, emails answered, tunes blasting, gonna be a good day.
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Now before you finish your coffee, could I interest you in a caffeinated, coffee flavoured microwaved potato instead? Today it's free of charge
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Sweet Potato Coffee This is what you needed to know before making that offer.
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"... after every experiment to make coffee of what was not coffee, we were driven to decide that there was nothing coffee but coffee"
- Richmond resident Sallie Brock Putnam
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\ This does not bode well for my idea
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You need a process similar to how petrified wood is formed, where the potato literally becomes coffee. You would be left with a potato made of pure coffee. I am imagining it like a giant, coffee-flavoured Malteaser.
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I am afraid I have to agree.
- Richmond resident Sallie Brock Putnam
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I appreciate the offer, but I'm going to have to pass. I'm off carbs.
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Oh, go on, it’s just one little potato! A short walk will burn it off
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There are low carb potato varieties available these days.
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You know what else is available? Minding your own business!!
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Harsh. Surely potatoes are everyone's business. Potato = life
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You sound hangry. Must be low blood sugar. What you need is a potato.
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Darn it! That's the only reason you wouldn't be interested thought right?
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Correct. That,and only that, is the singular reason.
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