The baby-proofing arms race
The baby-proofing arms race
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I've heard of those referred to as "busy boards"
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No they're a Chinese plot to have every child become sleeper agents who will then unlock your front door so a Chinese soldier can come in and poop in your toilet, move your salt and pepper shaker and mess with your pillow configuration on your bed.
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My honest, hard-working American feng shui!
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Those are all things my kid does without the help of a third party.
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Or so you think - dun dun duuuuun
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You missed the CCP new 5 year plan, they're swapping the salt and sugar containers as well now
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And mixing Skittles into the m&m's
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When I was a kid, my cousin confused the salt and sugar containers and dumped a huge quantity of sugar on her pasta.
It was quite the to-do at that dinner.
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Honestly, if Chinese operatives had the power to enter random US homes and kill people they would.
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Yes, militaries do tend to attract nationalistic psychos. The US Marines have done the same thing to many civilians. The have whole in-group rituals about it.
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Bu Bu Bu BUT HER EMAILS~!?!?!
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