Everybody gets one
Everybody gets one
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I would like to have enough money that I don't have to work anymore
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You receive a letter in the mail informing you that you have been exposed to high amounts of Monsanto's Roundup Weedkiller, which is highly correlated to non-Hodgkin's lymphoma (NHL). Monsanto/Bayer have been ordered to award you a settlement of $10,000,000.0 (or the equivalent in your local currency):
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Oh no
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Yeah. Good news is that's more than enough money for the rest of your life. Bad news is: that might not be for very long.
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Username checks out
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