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Without a base, without a trace.
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Hollow and made of glass? Don’t shove it in your ass.
Probably the only bottle you can use for sex is a champagne bottle. Since those don’t break as easily.
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I wonder... What if you removed the wires holding the cork, inserted said cork end of the bottle, and shook the bottle mercilessly. How would the ER get to the cork from that far up?
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I'm sure they can extract it from your chest cavity during your autopsy.
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as easily
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Tie a string around the top and launch it into someone's ass with a spud cannon. Rectal harpoon.
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Then pull back with Scorpion line: Get over here!
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Holy cow, this is great. Thank you. I will be stealing this handy little phrase.
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I can't take credit for the phrase. On the podcast Jordan Jesse Go with Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorne, they celebrate Anal August. It's a month where they celebrate anal toy safety.
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I'll have to check it out. Thank you for sharing :^)
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102 comments