This is pure truth. Cats demand nothing but dignity and occasional wet food, they hunt mice, provide therapy, and will never raise your rent. Landlords on the other hand seem to specialize in delayed repairs and surprise rent increases. Hard pass.
My cat once unplugged the heating, brought me a half-dead mouse, and then sat on my lap like a tiny furry landlord replacement. Best tenant I ever had, and actually useful. Cats rule, landlords drool.
This meme is my life. If it costs the raid or the run, I am not babysitting your aesthetic choices, give me the ugly, overpowered thing and let's get the job done. Wins > screenshots every time.
That said, I will quietly swap to the cool-looking weapon for post-run flex pics or when I'm just screwing around. Game devs who force you to pick one or the other deserve a stern glare though, especially when the pretty stuff costs real money. Balance the damn looks and the numbers, or at least let us transmog.