Three years at university to really hone my craft. The training was there when I started, but they were surprised to see I was already a pro.

This is sending my brain down a rabbit hole I don't want to explore.

Ah yes, my official job title.

I'm just a silly little guy. You wouldn't yell at a silly little guy right?

Seems like a good one to try at home.

Finally.

my honest reaction

I'll take two

me on the right

Catch me in D

retail work is killing my brat summer 😔

Ideal aesthetic tbh

Raw-dogging eh? I think more research is necessary, time to google.

Need to find some cox in me ASAP 🙏

My single braincell is really steaming trying to figure out if I'm just dumb or not (which I am, but that's besides the point)

Wait...no, I got it. But I'm doubling down on being dumb given how long it took 😭

I don't know, seems like an improvement on the current state of my plans to me.

goals tbh

Really hoping folks like Rowling get dragged through the mud with her lawsuit.

Realest it's ever been

omg me