Ricky Rigatoni @ rickyrigatoni @lemm.ee Posts 21Comments 1,336Joined 2 yr. ago
Is it weird that I think parallel parking is easier than pulling into a space?
But... you have one.
I could really use a toaster and a bath right now...
Bro. You were the one acting like everyone has something that plays dvds.
Good Ol' Archies
PENIS ORIGINAL
PENIS TRADITIONAL
PUT MY DICK IN THE BLENDER
CALL IT PENIS DYSFUNCTIONAL
Actually, addicts chose to be addicted when they chose to ingest addictive drugs before they were addicted. Hope this helps ♥
I have a countertop dishwasher that has a giant window in the front. Wanna know what's in there?
Bubble bath shower for the dishes. It looks fun.
Those don't come with disc drives anymore unless you're willing to pay extra.
The demon craves blood.
I would never hurt an alpaca.
Same stupid juice ya'll smoking.
If they don't have hair they're not people sorry.
If you ever give a bow to a cancer patient I will hunt you down.
Bows are for hair and she ain't got none.
Did you even sow anything?
Oreos are terrible. Give me the store brand of whatever store I'm in and it's good.
Friend
Is this incest?
It's only gay because he lost the poop plug 🫡
I HATE sequel lightsabers being just glowing baseball bats.
Well yeah >buzzfeed