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osanna

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  • Not me, but Seth MacFarlane was supposed to be on one of the 11/9 planes. He missed it, i believe because he slept in.

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  • survivor's guilt?

  • British cyclist refused £15k payout because thieves ‘weren’t violent enough’

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  • UK at it again :/

  • $1.5B in suspicious Polymarket bets

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  • surely when the dems get in-- oh, wait, sorry, i forgot they're spineless cunts.

  • If the judeo-christian god is omni-powerful why would he instruct Adam and Eve not to eat the apple?

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  • if there was a god, there wouldn't be a trump. That's all the proof i need that god doesn't exist.

  • If the judeo-christian god is omni-powerful why would he instruct Adam and Eve not to eat the apple?

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  • One could (and does) ask the same thing about the universe. What created the universe? If something created the universe, what created the thing that created the universe? I'm not religious AT ALL. I fucking despise religions. But at least with science, they're trying to figure it out. With religion, it's just "god did it. No more questions". Fuck religion.

  • If the judeo-christian god is omni-powerful why would he instruct Adam and Eve not to eat the apple?

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  • I always wondered what "doing things that are illegal in 30 states" meant. Anal isn't and never has been (I think) illegal here, so I wondered wtf it could be.

  • If the judeo-christian god is omni-powerful why would he instruct Adam and Eve not to eat the apple?

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  • what a disgusting god. People actually believe this shit? God WANTED his creations to be kicked out of paradise? Holy fuck, and people say he is "all loving". JFC.

  • If the judeo-christian god is omni-powerful why would he instruct Adam and Eve not to eat the apple?

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  • you're trying to bring logic where logic goes to die. It won't work.

  • If the judeo-christian god is omni-powerful why would he instruct Adam and Eve not to eat the apple?

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  • When one person believes a delusion, it's schizophrenia. When millions do, it's religion.

  • Japanese designer Yasuhiro Suzuki created a giant zipper-shaped boat that gives the illusion of unzipping the water as it moves.

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  • yep. I have even more time on my hands, and all i use it for is going on lemmy. I should take a page out of the japanese people's books.

  • Reddit banned Paul McCartney over phone-free concert photos post in their subreddit

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  • I remember a study from a few decades ago that said pirates are often spending MORE on media than non-pirates, because they're able to branch out and experiment with more media, then buy the media, instead of sticking to what they know and just buying the same old shit. I don't know how to explain it. But pirates tend to spend more than non-pirates, allegedly. I'll try to find the study.

    found something already: https://www.vice.com/en/article/study-again-shows-pirates-tend-to-be-the-biggest-buyers-of-legal-content/

  • TIL chicken sold in supermarkets are often "plumped" with a salt water solution to increase sell weight, making up as much as 30% of the total weight, and can contain up to 500mg of sodium per serving

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  • Even holocaust survivors call what we do the animals a holocaust. not THE holocaust, but A holocaust. It's truly disgusting. We kill 1-3T animal EVERY FUCKING YEAR. It's beyond fucked.

  • Hey Lemmy, what's your favorite poem?

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  • 10th grade

    As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

    11th grade The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

    Senior year The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

    Graduation Day A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

    A Few Years Later Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

    Funeral

    Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me!. "I wish I did too..." I thought to my self, and I cried.

    God, now I'm all teary having read it again.

  • A company worth $340bn, ladies and gentlemen

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  • it's actually "yes."

  • A company worth $340bn, ladies and gentlemen

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  • I REALLY hope MS crashes and burns. They're a shitstain company, and the shit Gates did as CEO was atrocious.

  • A company worth $340bn, ladies and gentlemen

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  • yeah, but it's microsoft. what's the longest you've gone without rebooting windows? a couple days? It stands to reason.

  • Rob Schneider Says the U.S. ‘Must Restore the Military Draft’ Amid Iran War: ‘These Freedoms That We Cherish Do Not Come Without Cost’

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  • nah, he's funny. funny in the way that he thinks he's ever been relevant. The only reason he got work was because of Adam Sandler. He's a fucking moronic dipshit.

  • Rob Schneider Says the U.S. ‘Must Restore the Military Draft’ Amid Iran War: ‘These Freedoms That We Cherish Do Not Come Without Cost’

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  • but then he became irrelevant, so no one talks about him anymore, except when he makes idiotic statements like this and makes an arse of himself.... again.