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@ mbp @slrpnk.net

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Codes for money, interested in stuff.

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  • I wear short shorts too much - I'd look like I'm wearing compression shorts under them lmao

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  • Some people have all the luck

  • If a human shapeshifter turned into a flying bird they would be the largest one alive, assuming mass is conserved.

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  • US Department of Justice announces decision to resume federal executions

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  • The US has been on stage 10 according to this chart for quite a few decades, lol.

  • Framework claims Dell is trying to derail Framework's marketing by sending influencers Dell XPS laptops

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  • They're "influencing" using LTT. Not much room for them to fall

  • Let's talk CLI/TUI and Developer Workflows!

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  • Wow, xan is new to me. Thanks for the shout out!

  • California 'One Step Closer' to Taxing Billionaires With Enough Signatures to Make Ballot

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  • I imagine there are quite a few billionaires who live in California. I wonder how many file taxes of any kind in California.

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  • That's sick as fuck, my man

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  • When people talk about going full shave I can only wonder where it is you stop?

    Is it like a hair suit with a clean shaven crotch? Or do y'all have a gap between your pubes and your ass /leg hair that makes it obvious?

    I feel I'd look ridiculous if I don't shave my entire bottom half.

  • Google Wallet adds support for three more digital passport IDs on Android

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  • Wait, let him cook

  • Anyone need a rim job?

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  • Phone number doesn't work :(

  • Google's new gradient icons for Gmail, Calendar, Drive, and other apps are radical redesigns

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  • I've had custom icons for so long, I think I've missed three design updates as of now.

  • Fractured roadway. Depoe Bay, OR.

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  • AND the I love turtles kid

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  • Better not! :o

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  • Bro

    This picture is from a few years ago and I've since moved away from Florida as well. The Publix logo stuck out to me like crazy when I saw it as well 🥺

  • Dumber Mini - A Nokia-style phone with WhatsApp and Maps! (LineageOS 21-based ROM - Android 14)

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  • Wow, yall posts like this usually hawk $600 phones after their schpiel but this seems actually affordable (≈£150)

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  • Why have steak any other way 😂

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  • Bro marrow sounds devineeee please do it and post about it

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  • Photo was taken years ago not expecting to be in front of greatness. We ate straight off the plate at nearly midnight 😌😳