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The Ramen Dutchman @ lord_ryvan @ttrpg.network
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Programmer by day, burnt out by night.

  • Sounds like a good call on your part, yeah.

  • Not exactly an “outlet” but a place that was closed down for excessive fecal bacteria…to which he disagreed.

    He disagreed with the fecal bacteria? I mean, whatever floats his boat, but they're going to infect him anyway.

  • Or calories on packaging.

    Or inches in Europe when talking about a screen from S. Korea, which was designed in cm to begin with.

  • Okay, show me your d5280 or d72, then.

  • Than remembering 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10; because metric has more measurements most people don't use as well!

    • 10 millimetres to a centimetre
    • 10 centimetres to a decimetre
    • 10 decimetres to a metre
    • 10 metres to a decametre
    • 10 decametres to a hectometre
    • 10 hectometres to a kilometre
  • Okay, but I don't use a measurement system for close enough, I use a measurement system when I want to be precice.

  • Especially with several thousand kilometres.

    “Eleven mega metre” rolls off the tongue much better than “eleven thousands kilo metre” IMO.

  • You can tell how bad a news site is when they translate billion to biljoona and thus making the amount 1000 times higher.

    Looks like we have something in common! Hämmästyttävä!

  • This actually happens?

  • You're right on with pets, had a lil' doggo that did NOT want his medicine, lil' pooch would eat around it in his food, squirm in six dimensions if you tried to force him, and yes one time he even used teeth!
    Needless to say I was, in fact, not using teeth.

    Our current doggo tho, eats her food with or without medicine. One time we forgot to give her her pill when she was on medication for something, I just told her it was a biscuit and she ate it, no questions asked. This is a blessing.

  • Willen wij meer of minder MAGAanen in Nederland?!

    /satire

  • cries in PVV majority

  • Core memory unlocked: Looking at a store called “Expat store” or something in that vein in Den Haag as a little boy, asking my parent what “expat” is. “That's an American immigrant.” “So, why are they not just an immigrant?” “That way they feel better about themselves.”

    I only just realised how based my parents are.

  • Nat 20? Wait, how are you going to roll a 20 on a d12?

    Oh, wrong game.

  • I… Don't? Is that so magical?

    Like, if something would need a DC 25 Acrobatics check, I ask the player “Wait, how high is your character's Acrobatics? +3? Ah no sorry, you can't do that.”

  • I agree, and if I think an DC might be too high for a player, I just ask them first “Wait, what's your

    <skill here>

    ?”

  • I mean, I could see it was a screenshot from another social media.