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klemptor

@ klemptor @startrek.website

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ugly bag of mostly water

don't keep sweatin' what I do 'cause I'm gonna be just fine

  • Making a sandwich

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  • Aw silly puddy tat

  • What's something you do that is not "age appropriate"?

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  • Always makes me misty

  • Which stages of life do you think is the best part?

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  • Seconding this! I'm in perimenopause and started HRT this summer. It's made a pretty big difference so far!

  • Say your partner is gone for around a week, and you're home alone. What are you going to do that you wouldn't normally with someone around?

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  • Cook food that he doesn't like

  • $1,000 richer

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  • Fuck that, make the check out to Cash!

  • Or two generations...

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  • Give it to me, baby!

  • Turn down for what

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  • Turn down for what

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  • The arriving beauty queen

  • This man is suffering

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  • This made me smile :)

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  • passage of time

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  • For me, the dread begins right around Labor Day. It starts out small but by the time Halloween comes around, it becomes this huge sucking pit in my stomach. I really hate the holidays.

  • More animal cruelty

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  • Poor horseyboi

  • Being asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?"

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  • I never understood this - I think giving people a tour of your house is such a weird thing to do.

  • What's your favorite soda?

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  • Birch beer, followed by Dr. Pepper and the cranberry ginger ale.

  • One day, you wake up finding out that a person you cared about seemingly vanished, and there are no traces of them; Would you trust your memories, or would you think you are hallucinating?

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  • I'd assume I were trapped in a warp bubble.

  • Woman

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  • Yikes, I'd be pissed too!

  • Nobody has ever lit a cigarette because of happiness. Smoking is a anxiety-coping mechanism.

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  • Have you ever smoked? Because I assure you you're wrong about this.

  • Woman

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  • If you can tolerate the birth control pill, take it continuously, skipping the placebo pills. I did this for years (at my doctor's direction) and never had to have a period. It was awesome. Unfortunately I had to go off the pill to start HRT for perimenopause and now aunt flo is back >:(

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    What were you doing at 18?

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  • It was 2000 and I was working as a stablehand: mucking out horse stalls, feeding, watering, turning out horses into the paddocks, tacking/untacking/grooming lesson horses from 7 AM to 4 PM six days a week for 5 bucks an hour under the table. January & February were the worst because the water buckets in each stall would freeze solid overnight and I had to bash the ice out of every single one in the morning (the barn didn't have hot running water to melt it with).

    Then I got burnt out and got a job at a video store.