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klemptor

@ klemptor @startrek.website

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ugly bag of mostly water

don't keep sweatin' what I do 'cause I'm gonna be just fine

  • She knows how to UUUSE them🧙🏻‍♂️🎸

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  • How do you build your snow forts?

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  • It's been a long time since I built a snow fort, but I was partial to the mason method. Of course there must be a snowball cache! Because I know my sister is lurking somewhere....

  • How do you build your snow forts?

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  • Wow! Are you interested in seeing snow in person someday, or nah?

  • He's controlling your mind right meow

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  • Aww I do love Hobbes! 🤍

  • Smooth Bernie

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  • Why is he a mii

  • Kitty has spoken!

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  • Cheers kitty!

  • I don't seem to build the same campfire twice. Here's tonight's variation

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  • You just invented Spicy Jenga.

  • If God was real (just go with it), then how he's portrayed in the Bible might not even be how he actually is.

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  • If god had a name, what would we call him?

  • Success Strategy

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  • Spidersloth, spiderslothDoes whatever a spidersloth does

  • me_irl

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  • Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?

  • Pennsylvania voters retain three state Supreme Court justices, preserving Democrats' 5-2 majority

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  • Hell yeah!

  • ‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies

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  • ‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies

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  • D'oh!

  • ‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies

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  • I cannot believe we're wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.

  • Sandy wanted to play chase. I did not because I'm not feeling the greatest.

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  • Aw feel better 🤍

  • USDA Threatens Stores Giving Discounts to People on Food Stamps

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  • Yet... if they're unable to pay with SNAP because the funding is cut off, wouldn't that law be inapplicable?

  • More than $70tn of inherited wealth over next decade will widen inequality, economists warn

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  • Annnnnny day now....

  • "How do you pronounce Mary/merry/marry?"

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  • Fascist paramilitary crashed into a U.S. citizen on her way to work, then dragged her out and arrested her [10/10/2025, Chicago] (Article)

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  • These fucking pieces of shit are a disgrace. Name and shame and make their lives unlivable.