fartographer @ fartographer @lemmy.world Posts 0Comments 139Joined 3 wk. ago
Getting screwed IS the transaction!
I feel this so hard, but let me share a success story!
No, that's phase 3. Phase 2 is foreclosures, bankruptcy, and buying at insanely discounted rates. THEN it's slaveprison labor.
GREAT! WAY TO PROVE ME WRONG AND SHOW THAT YOU KNOW HOW TIME WORKS! EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW SMART THETETRAPOD IS, KNOWING THINGS AND STUFF!
For serious, though, good catch and thanks for calling me out on that. I was so hellbent on my rationalization that I didn't even consider that things could have happened in a different order or that dates could have had meaning. As much as I like to fly off the handle, I really appreciate y'all who keep me in check.
You're gonna eat those words in two weeks!
He's so full of shit
Me: single tear rolls down over my tab complete
To: congress@america.gov
From: fartographer@lemmy.world
Subject: SELL YOUR PLATFORM TO ME
Body: I've got $10K for the first person willing to accept and adopt my ideas.
Sincerely,
Poor Daddy
They should test it out on each other to find out who's right. Loser wins.
The one where they haven't invented the warp drive yet and that farmer from Babe is a drunk? Some aliens better find Voyager soon because we're about to boil all the whales.
My results were so good, I even listed some things they didn't tell me about
Didn't we recently find out from some leaks or disclosures that you can essentially buy some politicians for as low as $10K? I can't remember the source right now
Calling it right now: Mamdani's primaries win made this a priority and they wanna try to pressure him into stepping down, or just revoke his citizenship.
Any other citizens they hurt along the way are just little treats they give themselves for being such good little boys and girlsnon-boys. (Gotta protect that research funding)
Who's Jason and does he know you took his file? While he was out grabbing some java no less!
I'm still dead. Fucking fucked up my email address and fucked myself out of my own fucking username.
Fuck.
Freedom costs a buck oh five
Fuuuuuck... I don't know how things work there, but in this part of theseTexas, you can call the city and they'll do a survey to find out if a sidewalk could be installed. If that doesn't work, you can write to your city council.
I hope this gets remedied for you.
Edit: Corrected insanely stupid typo. Don't drowsy browsy the internet, kids.
I'm a diversity hire. Everyone else in my department has degrees and the others on my team are geniuses in their fields. I'm just some dumb fuckhead who's always excited to learn something new and I'm passionate about supporting public education.
Turns out the future we were promised is more of a genetic opera with three seashells, and less of a Gun Kata multipass. We always knew there'd be some Idiocracy mixed in there, but that's apparently the main ingredient in this shit-pie we're cooking up.
If we can even manage to make it to the level of society in Wall-E, I'd consider it a success at this point. At least they seemed to be more concerned with comfort and contentment than killing each other.