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  • I secretly always wanted to shit my pants while unconcious.

  • Reminds me of that one episode of Chernobyl.

    • mouse coffin
    • store cool dried flowers
    • drugs
    • smaller boxes

    I could go on

  • A1, like the sauce

  • Impossible! Fake news. This comment thread is now closed due to radical leftist wokie terrorists. Thanks, Obama!

  • Lemmy is an echo chamber?

  • "My hobbies include not attempting to kill myself!"

  • Start when you first introduced yourself.

    "Hello, it's nice to meet you, my name's Henk and I am not an immediate danger to myself or others!"

    This really puts them at ease right off the bat.

  • Accelerationnists. Interestingly they come in all flavours of the political spectrum.

  • Maybe learn Vietnamese. They fought the French, the US, China, and Cambodia one after the other, and won. They must know some shit.

  • c/shirtsthatgohard

  • It's perfectly safe for humans. I've been drinking it for weeks without side effects. I have a glass in the morning with my oats. Plus my mane is shinier than ever.

  • Houseplants: "I'm dying because you watered me not enough and then a bit too much."

    This tree: "Stone! 😍"

  • I knew there was a reason I never got permanently identifiable tattoos like everyone else in my age group and kept my hair and beard long so I can change my appearance with a pair of scissors and a razor in just a few minutes.

  • Old Christian churches can easily be converted into crossfit gyms

  • Technically I wasn't named until like 2 days after my birth, so my name at birth was ""

  • Just wait til you need new guitar strings and go to the Bass Pro Shop

  • Law and Order: Lesbian Space Crime Unit

  • So men are unfairly discriminating against women by excluding them from their murders?! It never ends with these jerks!