YiddishMcSquidish @ YiddishMcSquidish @lemmy.today Posts 28Comments 948Joined 4 mo. ago
Anyone above the age of thirty would beg to differ.
And yes, the moths literally think it's the sun. They evolved to follow the thing.
My bad. I'm realizing it's a few weeks ex post facto. I was waxing nostalgic on her origin story.
Why you gotta attack me like that?
You should have seen my friend who "hunted" them with nothing more than a knife. He's the one who teased me into actually slapping one. This fool would straight up just jump into some water and come back with a dead gator.
Not glorifying him or his actions, but Florida man got some experiences you can use.
The stories I've heard both irl & online, would beg to differ.
Shifted, not missing.
But on some real, we would be lucky after being thrown multiple times our body height in the air once, let alone multiple times.
Random strange question, why do us top heavy folk balance with a hand on our inner thigh?
30 Rock had a Jon hamm episode about exactly this.
My first cat is trying to learn to purr cause this one does it so much. Apparently there's a gene that prevents some cats for being able to.
And the tip of her tail has almost grown back!
Real talk. I would've gladly given up the money for an easier time getting everything back together.
JFC! I guess this is why we can't have nice things...
Every city I've lived in when I was younger and shit was illegal everywhere always had a "window" you could walk up to and buy shitty weed at.
Get lucky finding the window that would sell you some schwag.
You know what's funny? I got robbed at gunpoint in front of my house. I was wearing a knock off Ulysse Nardin watch, and they didn't even touch it. They got about $30 from the wallet before being arrested. And no, the cops never gave me my $30.
She is walking around like she owns the place(read:: she does)
I really wish I could give y'all the experience! Not the bugs kinda sound like electronic music.
(This is not ai bs!)
This is genuine home grown fuckery!
So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.
