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  • Alright, I’ve looked through the overwhelming amount of responses telling me to end things with him and I’m so grateful for all the support, but I’ve decided that I’m going to stay with him and we’re going to get pregnant asap 😜. I’ve realized that I just can’t live without him (even if that means it comes with the occasional black eye). I’ll always forgive him. He is my brother after all.

  • To be fair, most of the posts that people are commenting to break up on are like “Hey, so my significant other stabbed me in the stomach last week and as I was sitting in the hospital, I realized that it just made me feel disrespected, ya know? This of course all happened after he told my parents he owns me and they can’t see me ever again and he threw my cat out of a 4 story window. What should I do guys?”

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  • Sorry friend.

    Maybe something nicer to think about instead.

    “You don’t need to mine, you don’t need to tunnel for or root out anything. Your vast soul, that seabed on which the ocean of you rests, holds every part of you, holds you like coral to a reef.”

    -Mary Walker

  • And just for the price of your humanity, soul, morality, dignity, honor, and any principles, you too can be a pos for some money.

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  • Anxiety: here it comes..

    Me: here what comes?

    Anxiety: oh god, it’s coming!!

    Me: what!? What is it!?

    Anxiety: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

  • British Comedy @feddit.uk

    Dylan Moran

  • I demand a second opinion! Bring in another dog just to be sure.

  • When the goal of every CEO in late stage capitalism is to beat last quarters profits by a large percentage, pocket a giant bonus to themselves, leave the company for another company and repeat.

  • Jeepers!

  • It’s like me not going to the doctor anymore. The only person that can diagnose you with cancer is a doctor, ergo no see doctor, no get cancer.