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  • My family learned thirty years ago never to utter the words 'Doctor Who' in my presence.

  • I don't wanna Fuck Zuck. Might get something I can't get rid of with soap and a sandblaster.

  • Being honest? Why I came here. And, frankly, I've been here less than a day and I love it more than I did Reddit. (Still figuring this place out, but yeah )

  • I think he was too busy masturbating to check if Daddy was also cranking it

  • Sadly, I'd say this is me right now , except I can afford payments 2 and 3.

  • Why not both?

  • We're not that lucky.

  • Does he think RoundUp is healthy too?

  • Thousand Island Empathy

  • We investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong

  • Truly a sentence I never in my wildest, most alcohol -fueled dreams did I ever think my eyes would have to endure

  • Fitting, considering how full of shit MAGA is.....just sayin'.