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Mostly made of meat.

  • The whole fucking article is just euphemisms.

  • Making shit up, but with extra steps.

  • Stop buying your whisky from dodgy people round the back of stables.

  • Who knows? Who cares really. He's so far behind parody that this one seems too rational to be real.

  • Die, you horrible fucker.

  • They have to avoid running someone over, so in effect they have to give way. In the UK, a pedestrian wanting to cross the road at a turning has priority (right of way) over cars turning into the road, but most car owners either don't know or don't care, and rarely stop.

  • Capitalism! Fuck yeah!

  • Trump is a Russian asset.

  • Yes. Have you read the testimonials?

  • So presumably a single cupf is the equivalent of 0.075g of whole-egg miyoBiuiK.

  • They realise that it's a satire site, right?

  • It makes Trump's little mushroom penis hard.

  • Nuclear bombs, landing on the moon, for two.

  • He is a disgrace to the noble tradition of the FIFA peace prize.

  • Tapeworm. Nothing to do but just hang there and eat the food that someone else finds for me. That's the life for me.

  • Because knowingly or unknowingly, Trump is a Russian asset.

  • Basically a crap driver tax. Where is my tiny violin?

  • 🎶 that's amore 🎶

  • Yes. It's not good.