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JennaR8r

@ JennaR8r @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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  • Oh. My. God.

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  • We all get excited when we see our dream home until the increasing mortgages & property taxes hit us

  • I need support sometimes

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  • MEALTESS

    Yes you said that.

  • I need support sometimes

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  • How the heck are we supposed to get permission to b̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶ eat comforting meat everywhere we go?

  • This April Fool's day, the joke is on everyone

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  • Wow, I'm blocking you. Hey everybody block this guy so everything he does will never be seen.

  • Why just WHY

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  • I hate when my toothbrush refuses to brush my teeth before I tell it my social security number & give it a vial of fresh blood from my most recent sacrificial offering.

  • And no paper towels to use on the handle

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  • Yeah the one where we're supposed to put our forearm through the hook. But you know people would just use their bare bacteria-ridden hands to pull that. Defeating the purpose of the germ-free handle.

  • Dudes will date a girl for 6+ years and have something like this as her contact photo

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  • I don't think he called me very often. I lived with him. I saw him every day & slept with him every night.

  • Did you do this at your highschool?

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  • Oh I thought you were going to cite some law regarding putting glow sticks in a fish bowl and man in gorilla suit terrorizing drivers.

  • Can we see a photo you took recently?

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  • When I first started this job they did not tell me this food was deducted from our paycheck whether or not we even step foot into the cafeteria, so when I looked at my pay stub a few months into my employment, was a little surprised but then realized based on what I've learned about human nature over the years, when people receive something for free they tend to appreciate it less, and abuse/misuse even disrespect such privileges, so I think it's appropriate that we pay for this food. It only breaks down to $5.50 a day* for all you can eat buffet so it's a pretty damn good deal as long as we use it because again, pretty sure they deduct the cafeteria fee from our paychecks whether or not we ever step foot in there.

    • I did the math, I've only worked 28 days this year so far and they've deducted total $155.13 from my pay for the cafeteria this year so it breaks down to about $5.50 a day.

  • Dudes will date a girl for 6+ years and have something like this as her contact photo

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  • I wonder if every other detail of her life is similarly chaotic.

  • It was bound to happen

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  • I wonder if she ever took the plunge and bought a real cyber truck when they came out.

  • Dudes will date a girl for 6+ years and have something like this as her contact photo

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  • He didn't have my number memorized, he just used his phone log and click on that to call me back. Or click on our texting history. A few years before I met him, his super hot blonde wife left him for another man so he was a bit distraught & having trouble moving forward.

  • 127 Years Ago, a Coffin Fell From the Sky. Scientists Just Solved a Major Piece of Its Mystery.

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  • Fucking clickbait title. The coffin did not fall from the fucking sky.

  • Did you do this at your highschool?

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  • How creative & fun but unless the driver of the car has a heart condition and/or the prank interferes with the flow of traffic & creates a kerfuffle of some sort.

  • Dudes will date a girl for 6+ years and have something like this as her contact photo

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  • Funny you mentioned 6 years, that's how long I was with a guy who never even added me as a contact into his phone. We lived together, slept together, were monogamous with each other, I helped him raise his daughter every other weekend during his custody time with her while he was at work. He still never added me as a contact into his phone.

  • A Box of Rule

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  • I feel seen & appreciated 🥹 I'm a 100lb girl and those syrup cartons are heavy as fuck and restaurant work is torture and I wanted to eviscerate everyone all day every day.

  • Lakorns.

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  • Why do people think this art is garbage?

    Is it because it's ai?

    Or because it was made by a wealthy trust fund woman high on cocaine?

    Or because it's ai stolen from the efforts of a wealthy trust fund woman who made it when she was high on cocaine?

  • And no paper towels to use on the handle

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  • Hey I'm an athlete but these foot pull doors are still extremely difficult. It strains your calf muscles, your hamstrings, your kegels, and your core. Opening heavy restroom doors with this spiky foot pull is not easy or fun or comfortable at all.

  • Can we see a photo you took recently?

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  • This job is at a m/billionaires club, so there's a huge kitchen constantly churning out 5-star meals to the m/billionaires, with plenty overflowing to the employee cafeteria. But ain't nothing come for free! We employees sacrifice $30 deducted per paycheck for this food.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    JennaR8r @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    The English language is peculiar.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    JennaR8r @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    In the context of celebrities announcing a new thing they're releasing, what does "soft launch" vs "hard launch" mean exactly? 🤔

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    JennaR8r @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    If you're sexually frustrated & can rarely find a mate & decide to live a life of "nofap," what are the effects that buildup of sexual frustration has?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    JennaR8r @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    It's easier to eat salad with chopsticks than with a fork.