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  • So, you're telling us we should paint them gold and stick his orange fuckface on them to get them approved?

  • Yo, dawg, I heard you like Linux, so we removed all the windows from your car.

  • Naw, today's clearly Threesomesday.

  • That's fine as long as you're not being a dick to everyone who doesn't fit your fetish.

  • If it is thrown at the exact time when he is cowering down to shit himself, why not?

  • Well, the current incumbent has successfully dodged the draft, decades of taxes, being held accountable for 34 felonies, two illegal acts of war, incitement to an insurrection and accusations of pedophilia and rape. Seems it'll take no less than the world's entire shoe production to take this motherfucker down.

  • Plenty of reasons: inertia, vendor lock-in network effect, lack of knowledge or awareness, or plain ol' stupidity.

    But on a less pessimistic note: I'm pleased to say that I can reach pretty much all of my contacts via Signal these days. It's reached critical mass where I am.

  • Oh! So, basically, digital Leprechaun gold that you must pay for before it disappears and eats a lot of energy on its way out? Shut up and take my money!

  • Signal desktop has been a thing for years at this point. On Linux too. However, you could not register it to desktop only. You had to have the mobile app and then register the desktop app, so there was a dependency. This is about to change now.

  • "Did we say 'payable in USD'? Sorry, that was a typo. We meant 'leprechaun gold'."

  • Our Signal Support Staffs come in many flavours. Have your taste buds hacked by tasty treats like Scammy Strawberry, Malicious Melon or Phishy Piña Colada!

  • It was mostly German conservative figures falling for the phishing attack, and it's mostly German conservatives demanding this right now. So they're responding in a characteristically conservative fashion: zero self-awareness, zero competence in the matter, but righteousness cranked all the way up to eleven.

  • They called him the Mall Han Solo...

  • Clippy just wanted to help

  • I rarely find myself defending banks, but here we go. ;) They will argue (as I do) that it is gross negligence on the side of the customer not to keep software updated. And if they can prove that you were using outdated software (which will be simple, based on the logs connected to your account): no, they need not cover any damages arising from you not keeping up to speed on security updates. That's part of your due diligence.

  • Well, that makes prompting even easier: "OK, Openclaw. Just do your thing."

  • Tiny pigs' eyes, mouthbreathing, and a hairline receding further than Melania does when Donnie enters her bed? Those are the sure signs of genetic superiority.

  • "Let's role play and pretend I'm Bezos. Now paying taxes does not apply to me any more."