"Congratulations on your new baby! We wanted to inform you that there's currently a $213,950 balance on their student loans due from their previous life. We've transferred the debt to their name and their credit is already in the toilet."
If a third of the country sieg heils while another third just stands around "both sides"ing the situation, you might as well have a majority sieg heiling.
She's seen the files related to Epstein's """suicide.""" She's gonna keep her mouth shut about what she knows about the files, because she knows she'll end up in a bin otherwise.
Blobfish actually look pretty normal in their typical high pressure habitat, it's the depressurization when getting brought up to the surface that causes them to look so fucked up. You wouldn't look so hot if someone grabbed you by the neck and pulled you into the exosphere without any warning.
The next democratic presidential candidate needs to promise to revive DOGE specifically to cancel every single contract the government has with this tumor of a person.
Tesla's stock price is currently so far beyond anything that makes any sense from a logical or economic standpoint. The stock market operates primarily on vibes and FOMO, unfortunately.
No, that deal only goes into effect if the Tesla stock price goes above a certain unrealistic value (more unrealistic than its current nonsensical valuation). He's still a centibillionaire, but hopefully soon he'll be merged with the other centibillionaires into a human centipede situation.
Plot twist: they were leaked by Noem to distract from her husband's crossdressing photos.
At least that's what I'll tell myself because the thought of this ghoulish administration collapsing from infighting causes a calming sensation to wash over me.
If this is the case, my recommendation is to power the server off fully and unplug it before having a priest use holy water to exorcise whatever daemon is causing the problem
Jesus is estimated to have been born between 6 BCE to 4 BCE and estimated to have died in either 30 CE or 33 CE.
So the first Good Friday would have been in 30 CE or 33 CE.
The last Holy Thursday BCE technically doesn't exist because it wouldn't be a thing until at least 30 years later.
Moreover, the last Thursday BCE would be in December of 1 BCE when Jesus was a child because the switch from BCE to CE happened when the year switched.
"I can take a screenshot of a female character and have AI put some uncanny valley style huge gazonkers on her. Surely these skills can serve as a 1:1 replacement for the entire character design, modeling, and animation teams for this AAA video game."
The Nazis wanted to force all Jews out of the country. Turns out there's a lot of insurmountable financial and bureaucratic hurdles associated with housing and deporting several million people all at once.
Make no mistake, these conservative ghouls are fully aware that it is not feasible to do the same thing with 10x as many people and they'll eventually need to come up with a more... "Final solution" to the problem they're creating.
"Congratulations on your new baby! We wanted to inform you that there's currently a $213,950 balance on their student loans due from their previous life. We've transferred the debt to their name and their credit is already in the toilet."