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  • Jitsi rocks my bitsies

  • There's poop gas. Ask me how I know

  • The President has literally eaten official documents

  • In their defense, this is a far better way to exploit people who can't afford cars.

    I didn't say it was a good defense...

  • Quick, look for whatever horror he's covering up with this bombshell.

  • Cutting off SNAP and Medicaid to waste money rounding up and imprisoning people who you falsely claim are cheating the system by using SNAP and Medicaid... So that you can feed them and offer them medical care.

    As a Texan who does not kill things, I can expertly verify that dog don't hunt.

  • They should be more like me! I fuck my own life

  • I had a landlord who personally knew the Johnson brothers when he was a child, and he rode their steam boat on the Raritan River. The landlord told me what wonderful people the brothers were because just before the Great Depression, they went around New Brunswick telling all the "right" families how to invest so that they could control the money in town. Then, they used that capital and the rest of the town's destitution to drive out all the minorities and undesirables.

    This was one of the least racist or disturbing things I heard come from that man's mouth.

  • Arby's limited time Mr. Handswich

  • I misread that as "bankers" and couldn't figure out what kind of crazy bank you go to

  • Something something too much credit debt great depression

  • Wear a mask of your own face looking super attentive and sleep at your machine

  • That doctor is one achoo away from an eyepatch

  • Don't fucking compare yourself to snails unless you can stab your lovers with spears from your own body.

    At best, you're a clown fish or a frog.

  • Following accusations of punching people in the dick, Trump punches himself in the dick to prove a point of some sort

  • Time to rip the table, the DM, and everyone's minifigs in half. It's rippening time.

  • I didn't skip my loan payment, I bypassed it. You've made me bypass numerous meals over the years.

  • So many uncles died that night...

  • Then, rip both of them in half and knock down the safe door so that everyone after you immediately knows the safe route