I think I have a new mental illness for medical science to classify. It's kinda like dyslexia, but more severe and more selective at the same time.
Every headline I read that identifies what Trump said or did, my brain makes the letters jump around on the page and re-interprets it as some variation of the following theme:
"Trump reaches into his diaper with both hands pulls out fistfulls of shit and smears it on his face, the walls and the people around him. He then proceeds to lick his fingers and looks to his stunned audience for approval and gets really mad when he doesn't get praise and a burger."
A heart attack? Your manager should get more exercise and eat a diet rich in iron, folate, protein and fibre and scantily clad women. Like beans. See above for a serving guide
I appreciate the correction, but now I'm going to keep my error for the humour. No fix for you! Sorrynotsorry.