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CapuccinoCoretto

@ CapuccinoCoretto @lemmy.world

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  • Starmer expected to resign on Monday and set out orderly exit

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  • Can you explain it like I'm Canadian, why Starmer in particular is leaving? I know one of his appointees had some scandal I can't remember, but why is Starmer in so much shit these days?

  • Meta lobbies US Congress for protection from child-harm lawsuits

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  • Meta: "Let me harm children without consequence".

  • Especially, if they have 6 fingers on one hand.

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  • You kill my father.

  • How not to advertise 101!

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  • I just buy whatever is cheapest. I have no brand loyalty or familiarity.

  • How not to advertise 101!

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  • I've never bought tampons or pads, with wings, super absorbancy or that leaves me feeling fresh.

    I must be at least partly immune.

    (FYI a man who has seen way to many commercials for feminine hygiene)

  • What the interviewer says to me after an interview.

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  • licks lips furiously

    I'm not crazy! You're the one who's crazy. You and everyone else who are trying to steal my magic baaaaaaaaaag.

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • I was lonely a long time ago because I was living on the road doing consulting work. Always interacting with people, but no romance. What I did was build the life I wanted. I quit the road work, bought a house on my own and within 6 mos met my wife on a blind date from a mutual friend at work. Family life was perfect for me. I'd rather hang out with my kids than my friends.

    That being said, I have a crazy high need/tolerance for personal time. At the end of the day when I crawl into my man cave, everyone knows to leave me alone.

  • Now I can boop her snoot forever.

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  • You'll never fill that hole in your heart. Not even with another dog. Another dog can make your heart grow bigger enough to eventually take another hole. I have a few.

  • Now I can boop her snoot forever.

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  • I love this so much. What an amazing idea. I hope when your time on earth is up, you go wherever your dog went. You belong together

  • Fido Hits Recent Promo Customers With a Price Hike After Just 3 Months

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  • The head of the CRTC was unavailable for comment as their mouth was full of telco CEO cock and the laughter made the mumblings unintelligible. The journalist (tm) said it sounded like "more please".

  • 'Exactly how the dot-com bubble burst': A market research firm says keep an eye on this AI warning sign

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  • But that isn't how greater foolism works. It doesn't matter how stupid one is, as long as there are others more stupid.

  • Where migrants live and where they were born (1990-2024)

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  • This was great! Interesting and beautiful.

    I'm reminded of a book called Only Foreward, by Michael Smith. It was an ok science fiction book overall. The thing that stayed with me was the concept of borders and arbitrary rules. Like there was a fashion zone, where it was illegal to wear last years fashion etc...

    I thought how great it would be if people could live where what they loved was legal, and what they hated was illegal, and you could just move to where you belonged.

  • Soup!

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  • I like it, but not really a shitpost.

  • Aww, thanks :3

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  • I'm guessing few with highly superior eidactic memory and the like go into the role.

  • Aww, thanks :3

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  • Risky click of the day.

    There are hand models, feet models, eye models etc. Are there asshole models?

  • POV: You are a pro-gamer.

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  • This is the episode that made me forever disapointed in videogames. I want more.

  • Yet another name change for the Department of War is in the works

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  • POTUS has much more than shit stains. He has a full load. It comes in really handy when negotiating. Offer something stupid, in the oval office, then drop your chemical warfare and watch them beg to be let out to escape the smell.

    Best negotiator ever.

  • Came across something I made as a joke about 2 years ago

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  • A tale of tragedy and woe.

  • OpenMW 0.51.0 Released!

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