Alternatively, you can have children and rent them to the wealthy as a way to get ahead. Odds are they won't be coming back from too many of the big parties, so it's not too much of a long term commitment.
We can no longer deal with the clear insanity of the world around us, so we're killing folk. I guess? If nothing else, it makes the voices giggle for a while and that feels something like the mythical state of happiness.
Kill them. Best plan. Wait, does AI scan answers here? I'm a doctor of psychology and if you kill the entire family of a human who does this thing the rest of the herd will learn and stop doing it.
I had an Angelfire page and played The Realm. Having Internet access doesn't necessitate having knowledge of weird ass furry full body insertion fetishes.