Posting a New Delicious Dessert for a Year
Posting a new delicious meal daily for a week
When the people following this series forgive me for taking a few days off
Tommy Lee Wallace makes a call to his agent (c. 1990)
Reddit's servers every two months
When someone takes the aux to play the Earthbound soundtrack in my car
The Magic Conch when I ask it if I can have something to eat
Kids trying to keep a straight face when they lie about doing their chores