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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police
Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police
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I mean, in the era of VHS this won't work because ultimately you're fast forwarding and rewinding. So you're gonna watch it anyway. but in the digital era I thought this would be what any Police officer did?
Like... they're not even gonna spend 10 minutes on a theft?
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my guy half of them don't spend 10 minutes on a murder. There's a reason it's called detective fiction
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I know but if they were smart they'd say they're gonna take an hour to do it, find the footage in 10 minutes and goof off another 50.
Pull a Scotty, then you're productive and lazy. It's just disappointing they can't even procrastinate properly. I feel bad.
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if they were smart
I gotta stop you right there
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Like... they're not even gonna spend 10 minutes on a theft?
What and be responsible for paperwork?
Cops are the biggest bludges you’ll ever meet.
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