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4d ago

Deserved honestly

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and then everyone else in the cafeteria clapped 🙄
- No, but I did go to the principals office and they went to the nurse. That was over thirty years ago though.

Who the fuck drinks coffee while eating pasta
- People who are trying to make the most of a lunch break
- I’d probably guess the Italians
  
  And you would be wrong, in Italy coffee is almost never drunk while eating something salty. Actually is mostly drunk alone as its own dish, aside from breakfast
  
  They drink espresso
- My dad. He drinks coffee with everything, including his coffee.
  
  No tea? No tomato juice?
- Why not? You can even use some pasta as a straw
  
  Coffee messes with iron absorption.
- An adhd-haver who’s on their third cup of the day at lunch, and will have 3 more over the course of the afternoon.
  
  Wait, what is a regular amount of coffee to drink?
- Me, 5 minutes ago. What's so special about pasta and coffee combo?
- i will drink coffee with anything. yogurt, salad, chips and salsa, tofu, the list goes on.

I'd actually like to see someone try to slam their fist down on a table while drinking coffee without spilling.
- You've got to suck really hard to leverage surface tension while fisting.
  Pro move but it can be done
  
  This guy sips and smashes!
- Doesn't say how much liquid was in it, if there even was any.

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/334af10b-adee-4660-830c-1d130993df01.webp
- is this real
  
  Yes it's taken from 4chan. Not an AI image.
  
  I mean, it's usually safe to assume no when it comes to greentext, but who knows. Definitely both of them aren't real.
  
  you know what they say about greentext
  
  what is real if our eyes can't see how magnets work?

I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.
- I have stabbed no one because I'm not insane. Different strokes I guess
  
  Now thats insanity
  
  No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support matters.
  
  tell me you never had your food stolen without telling me
- If it's on or near my plate I'm gonna try and eat it. It's called finger food for a reason.
- Just quickly lean towards their hand and snap your teeth like you're going to bite. Works with all sorts of unwanted touching, just be ready to actually bite if they're also nuts and try again to call your bluff. Even if they get angry they're much less likely to want to throw hands with the high possibility of getting bit hanging in the air.
  The downside is you will look even more insane than with just fork stabs, but on the plus side you will look insane enough people will stay the fuck away in the future too
  
  Curious if this works where a woman is trying to stop a man touching her.
- I've only ever thrown one person out of a ground floor window for that.

a brief coworker
COWER BRIEF MORTALS
- Out out, brief candle!

That definitely happened
- Honestly? Those break room hostilities can get intense. I learned at a young age to not fuck with a salaried man's luncheon. I believe it.
  
  Don't fuck with anyones food. Even animals get hostile.

Where was this work? The prison kitchen or something?
- Smashburger

Reheated McDonald's??
- Delicious. Get you a double cheese from last night and nuke it for 30-45 seconds. Done and easy lunch.
  
  Man, I wouldn't even eat that shit fresh. Are you from the US? I've heard their quality is better in other countries, but here it's disgusting.
  
  You guys need to learn how to make a decent ham salad sandwich
- Reheated maccas is absolutely foul

Rolled a nat 20 on intimidation.

she was just trying to flirt with OP and he freaked out and made it really weird... she as like
NOPE
and bailed
- Nah touching someone's food is weird.
  
  Yeah that is the weirdest way to flirt. If she touches you, that's more clear but touching your food is not really understood as a display of affection.
- Even if they were trying to flirt, being told repeatedly not to do something that they keep doing anyway is not flirting.
  
  For some people it is
- I think you need to learn how to flirt
- By touching his food?
  Everyone doesn't have those kinds of fetishes
  
  There's the matter of consent if that were the case. Which she clearly didn't have.
- Flirt? Nah, thats pure creep behavior.

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